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Post by vdcni on Jun 18, 2022 5:51:55 GMT
We clicked straight away. I said to him - I won't mince words Reg, can I winch my legs down onto your hard standing?
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Post by BurlyBeaR on Jun 18, 2022 11:39:43 GMT
Have you had your burgers?
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Post by richey on Jun 18, 2022 12:10:13 GMT
Have you had your burgers? Is this not the Wimpy? I wondered! |
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Post by bobbybaby on Jun 19, 2022 19:38:18 GMT
‘And tilt . . ( part of the aerobics instructor sketch).
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Post by alece10 on Jun 19, 2022 20:31:51 GMT
‘And tilt . . ( part of the aerobics instructor sketch). I think the class was called "Fatitude". |
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Post by tmesis on Jun 19, 2022 21:34:31 GMT
From 'An Audience with...'
All these celebrities have flocked here this evening - I know that Maidenhead and Barnes are like ghost towns.
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Post by theatreian on Jun 20, 2022 9:25:19 GMT
We'd like to apologise to all our viewers in the North. It must be awful for them.
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Post by bimse on Jun 20, 2022 11:18:31 GMT
We'd like to apologise to all our viewers in the North. It must be awful for them. That line was on a banner outside Bury Museum and Art Gallery when they hosted a Victoria Wood exhibition a few years back . Priceless ! |
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Post by Deal J on Jun 20, 2022 11:44:50 GMT
That’s the trouble with shoplifting - you can't try anything on!  |
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Post by schuttep on Jun 20, 2022 12:05:12 GMT
I've just spent £16.52 on a glass of water and a salad sandwich that took me 20 minutes to open because it was double shrink wrapped to avoid tampering. When I did get it open it was so boring I took it back to the counter and asked if some-one could tamper with it.
From: We Would Quite Like to Apologise
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Post by schuttep on Jun 22, 2022 9:24:06 GMT
Haworth Parsonage guide:
As I say, Charlotte died in this room - those are her slippers. And I like to imagine her in this room, with her slippers on, dying.
And
Snacks and light refreshments are available in the Heathcliff Nosher Bar, so please feel free to sample our very popular Bronteburgers. Or for the fibre-conscious - our Branwell Bronteburgers.
From the sketch Bronteburgers
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Post by missbabs on Jun 23, 2022 19:40:19 GMT
"Libraries! More large print novels, especially Jackie Collins."
"That's for my grandad. He likes smut and he can't focus."
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