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Post by xanady on Apr 30, 2019 16:04:48 GMT
Just for fun....
Melon Cauli(Greengrocers)
What A Curry On!(Indian restaurant)
Bright Sparks(Electricians)
Absolutely Flab-U-Less(Dietician)
A Cut Above(Barbers)
A Pizza The Action(guess what?)
Shag-tastic(Carpet shop)
Pet Shop Boyos(A Welsh pet shop!)
Come on guys,you can do better than this!
Any takers?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2019 17:29:28 GMT
Thistle do Nicely (Scottish souvenir shop in Edinburgh)
HairAntrim (a hair salon in my hometown, named after the town whilst making a pun)
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Post by theglenbucklaird on Apr 30, 2019 17:38:38 GMT
Just for fun.... Melon Cauli(Greengrocers) What A Curry On!(Indian restaurant) Bright Sparks(Electricians) Absolutely Flab-U-Less(Dietician) A Cut Above(Barbers) A Pizza The Action(guess what?) Shag-tastic(Carpet shop)Pet Shop Boyos(A Welsh pet shop!) Come on guys,you can do better than this! Any takers? That's not real, they can't print that |
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Post by sf on Apr 30, 2019 17:40:13 GMT
Back in the 80s, there used to be a firm of shopfitters near where I live called GAY DISPLAYS LTD.
It took a surprisingly long time before they changed the name.
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Post by Someone in a tree on Apr 30, 2019 17:45:06 GMT
I walked past this gem tonight in Exmouth Market  |
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Post by alece10 on Apr 30, 2019 17:49:52 GMT
The new barber shop in Corrie is called "its trim up morth"
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Post by ruby on Apr 30, 2019 17:53:10 GMT
A Bristolian expression meaning "great" is "Gurt lush".
There's a restaurant in tents here called "Yurt Lush".
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Post by longinthetooth on Apr 30, 2019 17:57:06 GMT
Not sure, if I were a man, that I would care to patronise barbers "Blood Sweat and Shears"!
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Post by tysilio2 on Apr 30, 2019 18:01:12 GMT
Spruce Springclean is an upholstery cleaner from Cornwall.
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Post by xanady on Apr 30, 2019 18:22:05 GMT
For lovers of fish and chips...
The Codfather
A Salt and Battery
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Post by xanady on Apr 30, 2019 18:39:05 GMT
Planet Of The Grapes(Wine Bar)
Surelock Homes(Locksmith)
A Fish Called Rhonda(Welsh Fish and chip shop)
Sellfridges(Second-hand fridge/freezer shop)
Ryan Hair(Barbers)
Hand Job(Nail Bar)
I’d better stop before I am banned for double entendre-mania
Thanx for joining in,guys.
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Post by ptwest on Apr 30, 2019 18:48:18 GMT
Used to love "R Soles" on the Kings Road. Never bought shoes there though!
There also used to be a hairdressers in Leeds called "Kurl Up and Dye".
I also remember the company I stumbled across in Kenya - OPISS
These are far better than any I could make up!
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Post by dontdreamit on Apr 30, 2019 18:50:23 GMT
Love these!
In a similar vein, I love spotting the numberplates on Pimlico Plummer vans. Always makes my day when I see one! Think onlong the lines of W4 TER, LAV 1 etc.
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Post by dontdreamit on Apr 30, 2019 18:51:04 GMT
Oh, and the Jason Donervan is a real thing...
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Post by Dawnstar on Apr 30, 2019 18:58:47 GMT
From my own Twitter last year.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2019 19:10:21 GMT
For lovers of fish and chips... The Codfather A Salt and Battery Yes I was going to say, theres quite a few inventive Chippies. Oh my Cod is another |
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Post by harrietcraig on Apr 30, 2019 19:16:57 GMT
There used to be a cafe attached to the Church of the Heavenly Rest on Fifth Avenue in New York that was called the “Heavenly Rest Stop”. A few years ago, the Australian chain Bluestone Lane took over operation of the cafe from the church, and it is now called the “Heavenly Rest Stop by Bluestone Lane”, which isn’t nearly as amusing.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2019 19:23:33 GMT
For lovers of fish and chips... The Codfather A Salt and Battery Yes I was going to say, theres quite a few inventive Chippies. Oh my Cod is another Chip-In-Dales (Chippie in Yorkshire) Frying Nemo And my personal favourite..... The Cod's Scallops |
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Post by theatremad on May 1, 2019 6:49:50 GMT
Irish Chinese Takeaway: Paddy Fields. Many years ago in Dublin
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Post by graham on May 1, 2019 7:55:06 GMT
 My favourite from my Easter trip to New York! |
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Post by joem on May 1, 2019 10:41:49 GMT
If anyone understands any Spanish you may be shocked to find that Waitrose is selling an Italian wine with the singularly inappropriate name "Follador".
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Post by schuttep on May 1, 2019 10:44:52 GMT
There's a cocktail bar in Battersea called Tequila Mockingbird.
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Post by daisy24601 on May 1, 2019 12:59:25 GMT
Yes I was going to say, theres quite a few inventive Chippies. Oh my Cod is another Chip-In-Dales (Chippie in Yorkshire) Frying NemoAnd my personal favourite..... The Cod's Scallops That's dark. |
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Post by MrsCondomine on May 1, 2019 14:28:47 GMT
Have driven past Sweeney Togs a couple of times - www.sweeneytogs.co.uk/It's near a hairdressers called Hairport. Hilarious. |
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Post by MrsCondomine on May 1, 2019 14:30:04 GMT
If anyone understands any Spanish you may be shocked to find that Waitrose is selling an Italian wine with the singularly inappropriate name "Follador". Ahahaha I have tears in my eyes from laughing. Thanks for that one! Might have to make a trip specially to my local Waitrose. |
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