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Post by tmesis on May 1, 2019 21:54:45 GMT
Well here in leafy Surrey as I look at my garden I see that my horse chestnut tree needs a bit of a trim. Better call in my favourite tree surgeon...
Branch Management.
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Post by xanady on May 3, 2019 22:33:59 GMT
Jamaican Me Crazy(Caribbean Restaurant) Wok This Way(Chinese Chippy) Pane In The Glass(Window Company) Prawn To Be Wild(Sea-food stall)
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2019 22:56:38 GMT
Jamaican Me Crazy(Caribbean Restaurant) Wok This Way(Chinese Chippy) Pane In The Glass(Window Company)Prawn To Be Wild(Sea-food stall) This has just reminded me of another: Glazin Squad
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Post by sophie92 on May 3, 2019 23:16:53 GMT
Opposite my place of work: Abra Kebabra
Jason Donervan used to be a frequent port of call when I was at university in Bristol
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Post by crabtree on May 4, 2019 15:50:40 GMT
Or in Haworth, a hairdresser's called Jane Hair.
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Post by xanady on May 11, 2019 21:05:54 GMT
Tree Wise Men (Tree Surgeons) Sorry Mum! (Tattoo Shop) Thai Tanic (Thai Restaurant) Bread Pitt (Bakery) Lord Of The Rinse (Laundry) Steak Out! (Vegetarian Restaurant) Spice N Easy (Indian Take Away)
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Post by xanady on May 12, 2019 14:19:55 GMT
Saw a good one on my travels yesterday...Total Waffle(Ice cream/waffles shop)..,,a little ungracious of me perhaps but when I first saw it I thought it was the physical base for the Ongoing Wicked Discussion Thread from Theatreboard...time to run methinks🏃♂️
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Post by xanady on May 26, 2019 13:01:37 GMT
Mr Bit (Window Cleaners)
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Post by Dr Tom on May 26, 2019 14:26:17 GMT
I walked past Knobs and Knockers in Dublin yesterday.
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Post by marob on May 26, 2019 14:38:06 GMT
I don't like football but I love that the Everton shop in Liverpool One shopping centre is called Everton Two.
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Post by theglenbucklaird on May 26, 2019 18:30:16 GMT
I don't like football but I love that the Everton shop in Liverpool One shopping centre is called Everton Two. And the local builder in Hastings called William the Concreter
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Post by mrtumnus on May 26, 2019 19:18:55 GMT
Bonnie Tiler (Tiler and Plasterer - Dumfries& Galloway)
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Post by Someone in a tree on May 27, 2019 7:37:47 GMT
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Post by xanady on May 28, 2019 16:21:48 GMT
Ash Wipe(Chimney sweeps) Curl Up And Dye(Hairdressers) Ditcher,Quick And Hyde(Divorce Lawyers) Hairanoia (Hairdressers)
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Post by xanady on Jun 7, 2019 19:39:03 GMT
Florist Gump/Back To The Fuschia(Florists) Jabba The Cut (Barbers) Tequila Mockingbird (Cocktail Bar) Bread Zeppelin(Bakery)....and one that is very sad and needs to be changed....Amy’s Winehouse(Bar)...oh dear!
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Post by Someone in a tree on Jun 8, 2019 11:54:14 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2019 11:29:24 GMT
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Post by xanady on Jul 13, 2019 11:41:35 GMT
Baguetti Junction(Sandwich Shop) Mustards Last Stand(Cafe) Junk And Disorderly(Low-end Antiques Shop) The Munch Brunch(Cafe.....only people of a certain age will get the kids tv reference)
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Post by schuttep on Jul 15, 2019 9:34:10 GMT
Burns the Bread - in Glastonbury.
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Post by xanady on Oct 4, 2019 20:42:43 GMT
Needles And Spins(vinyls record shop) Hairy Pop-Ins (Pet minding/walking service) Thai Tanic(Thai restaurant) Spex In The City(opticians)
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Post by paulbrownsey on Oct 5, 2019 14:18:58 GMT
Dog-grooming 'salons' seem particularly prone to silly names.
Near where I live in Glasgow are Pawcasso and Glamour Paws. The latter is particularly irritating, because the name is clearly a play on "glamour puss", and a puss is a cat, not a dog.
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Post by tmesis on Oct 13, 2019 10:54:45 GMT
At a slight tangent but in the same spirit - from today's Sunday Times:
'Grit Rhys Jones, Spred Sheeran and Sir Melton John are among the gritters that will take to the Suffolk roads this winter after a naming competition. Suffolk Highways asked people to suggest monikers for its 41 gritting lorries and received 500 entries.'
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Post by jess173 on Oct 13, 2019 11:36:04 GMT
I saw a barber in London once called Jack the Clipper...
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Post by ada92 on Oct 13, 2019 12:39:03 GMT
Sunburnt Ams - a bar somewhere we went on hols!
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Post by ada92 on Oct 13, 2019 17:41:13 GMT
We go to the classiest of joints - also a bar called the Stagger Inn........
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