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Post by showgirl on Jan 4, 2023 11:52:08 GMT
Inspired by the thread for "Top 5 Films" as many of those listed - and by multiple people - were among my worst.
Hit The Road: I so regret even going, never mind sitting through the whole of the interminable thing.
Everything Everywhere (etc): what a pile of ordure this was (imo); I lasted about 30 minutes before leaving in despair and disgust
Aftersun: another apparently interminable, tedious, "nothing happens but takes half a lifetime not doing it" let-down
Funny Pages: this was peculiar and increasingly unpleasant
Believe it or not, in all the above cases my instinct was that the film wasn't for me, yet each time I allowed myself to be persuaded otherwise by the unanimously positive professional critics. Lesson to self: trust your own judgement in future; you're old enough by now!
That said, I enjoyed the vast majority of the 56 films I saw, some hugely.
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Post by hadeswasking on Jan 4, 2023 15:04:58 GMT
Inspired by the thread for "Top 5 Films" as many of those listed - and by multiple people - were among my worst. Hit The Road: I so regret even going, never mind sitting through the whole of the interminable thing. Everything Everywhere (etc): what a pile of ordure this was (imo); I lasted about 30 minutes before leaving in despair and disgust Aftersun: another apparently interminable, tedious, "nothing happens but takes half a lifetime not doing it" let-down Funny Pages: this was peculiar and increasingly unpleasant Believe it or not, in all the above cases my instinct was that the film wasn't for me, yet each time I allowed myself to be persuaded otherwise by the unanimously positive professional critics. Lesson to self: trust your own judgement in future; you're old enough by now! That said, I enjoyed the vast majority of the 56 films I saw, some hugely. I love how people can take away totally different things from a movie. 2 of these are part of my favourite films this year and 1 from last year. The magic of cinema! 5. The lost city 4. Sonic 2 3. Wendell and Wild 2. Jurassic world dominion 1. Black adam I didn't see anything absolutely terrible this year. Just really generic and boring big budget films that seemed to make the bottom of my list and Wendell and Wild which was hugely disappointing.
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Post by Someone in a tree on Jan 4, 2023 15:23:36 GMT
Last year I had the misfortune of watching Elvis
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Post by hadeswasking on Jan 4, 2023 15:53:24 GMT
Last year I had the misfortune of watching Elvis Tom Hanks was WILD in that film. 🤣🤣🤣
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Post by anthony40 on Jan 4, 2023 16:01:48 GMT
I saw the film Amulet at the BFI, Southbank.
Not only did I not enjoy it (in truth) I didn't understand it.
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Post by juicy_but_terribly_drab on Jan 4, 2023 16:18:52 GMT
The worst two were Disenchanted and Smile. The former I wasn't expecting much from but it was just so cheaply made and just such an obvious downgrade from the first film. Smile I went into just hoping for a kind of so bad it's good horror film but it took itself way too seriously until it was too late and the messaging in that film is all kinds of mixed up. No more horror films about trauma for god's sake!
I also did not get the love for Top Gun Maverick, i wouldnt say it was bad, just overlong and boring without the camp factor of the original (though they're on par in terms of rating for me because the film-making of Maverick was definitely superior).
Other films which I can't really call outright bad but were definitely disappointments include:
Wendell and Wild - I adore stop motion as a medium, and Coraline is a favourite so I was expecting a lot from this director, but the story was so bloated and the voice acting was surprisingly poor which isn't something I can say I've taken away from an animated film before. I enjoyed Wendell and Wild as characters thanks to Key and Peele's antics, plus tbe animation was obviously gorgeous, but this movie just had too many ideas so none of them got the proper attention they needed.
The Whale - great acting from most of the cast (though I found Samantha Morton totally unconvincing which is unusual as she's nomally a stand-out, and I've likewise seen people say she was good in this so not sure what didn't work for me) but the script is so mechanical and manipative in trying to make you cry it felt like I was trapped into doing so by the end. I may have teared up for the film's conclusion (though maybe that was the sudden cut to white blinding me and making my eyes water), but it wasn't satisfying, there was no catharsis, I felt cheated out of those tears. And I know some people will roll their eyes at this complaint but, for a film so apparently full of empathy, there were definitely some shots of Frasier that felt like they were gawking at his character as some kind of spectacle rather than treating his tragic situation humanely.
Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris - I had seen the musical and although it wasn't perfect I found it incredibly moving by the end. The film totally undoes that with its cop-out happy ending, plus its politics are very confused - it's pro-worker but also pro-capitalism, consumerism, fast fashion? It seemed like they hadn't thought about the implications of what they were suggesting as a leftist policy. And finally the score was noticeably derivative of a lot of recent scores for films of its kind. Lesley Manville managed to prop this up to being just okay, without her I would not have enjoyed it.
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Post by mkb on Jan 4, 2023 17:00:16 GMT
We're All Going to the World's Fair Firestarter The Gray Man Blackbird The Feast Table for Six
I have noticed a correlation that anything Marvel I've ever seen is an overrated, two-star, borefest, while DC Comics are at least three stars, often more. I think "Marvel or DC?" should be a thing to find compatible partners!
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Post by nottobe on Jan 4, 2023 17:39:13 GMT
The Gray Man- I know I watched it but can't remember anything about it.
The Bubble- A COVID centric film which felt very out of touch.
Fresh- I watched as so many people talked about how good and different it was. Horribly predictable and generic.
Glass Onion is another but I didn't actually finish it unlike the rest. Horrible characters and overrated.
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Post by Mark on Jan 5, 2023 12:07:07 GMT
Matrix Resurrections (terrible attempt at a reboot) Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent Men (what the actual....) Brian and Charles Jurassic World 3 (Huge letdown compared to previous two) Nope (could not get into it)
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Post by Jon on Jan 5, 2023 12:14:34 GMT
Inspired by the thread for "Top 5 Films" as many of those listed - and by multiple people - were among my worst. Hit The Road: I so regret even going, never mind sitting through the whole of the interminable thing. Everything Everywhere (etc): what a pile of ordure this was (imo); I lasted about 30 minutes before leaving in despair and disgust Aftersun: another apparently interminable, tedious, "nothing happens but takes half a lifetime not doing it" let-down Funny Pages: this was peculiar and increasingly unpleasant Believe it or not, in all the above cases my instinct was that the film wasn't for me, yet each time I allowed myself to be persuaded otherwise by the unanimously positive professional critics. Lesson to self: trust your own judgement in future; you're old enough by now! That said, I enjoyed the vast majority of the 56 films I saw, some hugely. I love how people can take away totally different things from a movie. 2 of these are part of my favourite films this year and 1 from last year. The magic of cinema! 5. The lost city 4. Sonic 2 3. Wendell and Wild 2. Jurassic world dominion 1. Black adam I didn't see anything absolutely terrible this year. Just really generic and boring big budget films that seemed to make the bottom of my list and Wendell and Wild which was hugely disappointing. The Lost City and Sonic 2 were fun movies, not amazing but a good time. I didn't dislike it but Don't Worry Darling really annoyed me as a film.
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Post by mkb on Jan 5, 2023 13:03:00 GMT
It's interesting that a few titles are appearing on both this thread and the best-films one.
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Post by showgirl on Jan 5, 2023 14:50:09 GMT
It's interesting that a few titles are appearing on both this thread and the best-films one. That's partly why I started the thread: I was shocked not only that some of my "worst" were the best not only for the critics but the general public; also to see if I was the only one in the "no!" group. I also feel I've seen far too many similar good old "British" films this year, ie you know exactly what to expect and the story is almost secondary, including: The Duke Mrs Harris Goes To Paris Belfast Phantom Of The Open
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Post by mkb on Jan 5, 2023 15:20:51 GMT
... my instinct was that the film wasn't for me, yet each time I allowed myself to be persuaded otherwise by the unanimously positive professional critics. I think you're right to fall back on your own judgement. I haven't found a single professional critic where I can say, if they like it, it's probably something I would enjoy. I have found the converse though. I am very wary of any films that Robbie Collins rates for example. That can sometimes be a warning flag for me. Similarly imdb scores should be taken with a large pinch of salt. They are more a measure of the success of the marketing department in targeting a film at the group to whom it will appeal. I've seen many a good serious drama marked down because the trailer wrongly led people to expect a comedy. I'm very happy to read what other people think after I've seen a film or play, but all I really want from professional critics beforehand is their skill to tell me who they think it will appeal to, maybe by citing what other works have similar appeal.
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Post by Deal J on Jan 5, 2023 15:29:34 GMT
Love this thread (and also the 'Best' thread!)
My least favourite of 2022: 1. The Reef: Stalked 2. Morbius 3. Firestarter 4. Halloween Ends 5. Monstrous
Anyone else here that uses LetterBoxd? It's a fun app for logging and rating (and reviewing) films you've watched. You can connect with friends to see what they've been watching, and create/view lists of recommendations. These days I tend to check out the average rating of a film on there more than I do on rottentomatoes or IMDb.
My username there is ChuckieJay if anyone wants to make new friends on there.
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Post by mkb on Jan 5, 2023 15:52:40 GMT
Love this thread (and also the 'Best' thread!) My least favourite of 2022: 1. The Reef: Stalked 2. Morbius 3. Firestarter 4. Halloween Ends 5. Monstrous Anyone else here that uses LetterBoxd? It's a fun app for logging and rating (and reviewing) films you've watched. You can connect with friends to see what they've been watching, and create/view lists of recommendations. These days I tend to check out the average rating of a film on there more than I do on rottentomatoes or IMDb. My username there is ChuckieJay if anyone wants to make new friends on there. Thanks for the recommendation on LetterBoxd. Bravo for seeing Halloween Ends so it can be nominated. I suspect it hasn't made most lists here because people avoided it. I sometimes go to heavily-panned films in the hope of discovering a misunderstood masterpiece or something deliciously bad. I wondered about Halloween Ends but decided against going.
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Post by anthony40 on Jan 5, 2023 15:54:34 GMT
(Basically) any film with Adam Sandler or Rob Schneider in it!
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Post by hadeswasking on Jan 5, 2023 16:06:28 GMT
Love this thread (and also the 'Best' thread!) My least favourite of 2022: 1. The Reef: Stalked 2. Morbius 3. Firestarter 4. Halloween Ends 5. Monstrous Anyone else here that uses LetterBoxd? It's a fun app for logging and rating (and reviewing) films you've watched. You can connect with friends to see what they've been watching, and create/view lists of recommendations. These days I tend to check out the average rating of a film on there more than I do on rottentomatoes or IMDb. My username there is ChuckieJay if anyone wants to make new friends on there. I'm very glad to say I avoided every movie on this list. Past years I would've given them a shot but decided against it this year. This may be why I think it was such a good year for movies. Can't believe Morbius came out this year!
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Post by Deal J on Jan 5, 2023 16:37:18 GMT
[...] Bravo for seeing Halloween Ends so it can be nominated. I suspect it hasn't made most lists here because people avoided it. I sometimes go to heavily-panned films in the hope of discovering a misunderstood masterpiece or something deliciously bad. I wondered about Halloween Ends but decided against going. I couldn't find it within me to avoid Halloween Ends due to love of the genre, completism and morbid curiosity! I went in with an open mind hoping it would - at the very least - surely be better than its truly abysmal prior installment Halloween Kills. {Spoiler - click to view} It was not. My biggest disappointment of the year was Men (no pun intended). From the trailer I expected great things, but I found the movie itself to be very poor. It isn't in my 5 worst of 2022, but it was a huge disappointment.
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Post by alessia on Jan 5, 2023 16:48:04 GMT
I haven't seen anything awful this year, I reckon because I avoid the ones with very bad reviews lol. Saying that, I didn't get the love for Everything Everywhere all at once- not a bad film but not great either. Missed the boat on Men as I was on holiday (I really wanted to see it because of Jessie Buckley) but sounds like I didn't actually miss a lot lol.
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Post by mkb on Jan 5, 2023 16:55:10 GMT
I haven't seen anything awful this year, I reckon because I avoid the ones with very bad reviews lol. Saying that, I didn't get the love for Everything Everywhere all at once- not a bad film but not great either. Missed the boat on Men as I was on holiday (I really wanted to see it because of Jessie Buckley) but sounds like I didn't actually miss a lot lol. You might have. It made one person's "best" list in the other thread. I enjoyed it too, but I had no preconceptions as I don't watch trailers.
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Post by intoanewlife on Jan 5, 2023 17:53:39 GMT
I haven't seen anything awful this year, I reckon because I avoid the ones with very bad reviews lol. Saying that, I didn't get the love for Everything Everywhere all at once- not a bad film but not great either. Missed the boat on Men as I was on holiday (I really wanted to see it because of Jessie Buckley) but sounds like I didn't actually miss a lot lol. Had I not randomly stumbled across Speak No Evil on streaming (I'd have LOVED to have seen it at the cinema with an audience), Men would've been my favorite film of the year. It is very much an acquired taste and a very bizarre mix of David Lynch and Lars Von Trier. Jessie is great and the score is amazing. The 'tunnel' scene is probably my favorite scene of the year.
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Post by intoanewlife on Jan 5, 2023 18:20:22 GMT
... my instinct was that the film wasn't for me, yet each time I allowed myself to be persuaded otherwise by the unanimously positive professional critics. I think you're right to fall back on your own judgement. I haven't found a single professional critic where I can say, if they like it, it's probably something I would enjoy. I have found the converse though. I am very wary of any films that Robbie Collins rates for example. That can sometimes be a warning flag for me. Similarly imdb scores should be taken with a large pinch of salt. They are more a measure of the success of the marketing department in targeting a film at the group to whom it will appeal. I've seen many a good serious drama marked down because the trailer wrongly led people to expect a comedy. I'm very happy to read what other people think after I've seen a film or play, but all I really want from professional critics beforehand is their skill to tell me who they think it will appeal to, maybe by citing what other works have similar appeal. I think there are some genuinely terrible films made, but tbh most of them never get a major release and some never see the light of day. It is all down to personal taste in the end. I mean NONE of the films on my list are really terrible as such, I just didn't like them. I think being either too hyped for something or simply being in the wrong mood when you watch it can also have a major effect on liking it or not. Some of the most hammered films of the last fews years have ended up being my favorite films of that years, while the stuff that got praised I thought was meh. I still consider both Batman Vs Superman and Mother! to be complete masterpieces and both of them got slammed from one end of the earth to the other. The toxic online film Stan community also don't help the situation as people will just slam something or overpraise something just to fit in and then it becomes gospel.
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Post by supongo on Jan 5, 2023 22:07:01 GMT
Jurassic world dominion Black adam Thor: Love and Thunder Bullet Train Death on the nile
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Post by alessia on Jan 6, 2023 11:07:56 GMT
I haven't seen anything awful this year, I reckon because I avoid the ones with very bad reviews lol. Saying that, I didn't get the love for Everything Everywhere all at once- not a bad film but not great either. Missed the boat on Men as I was on holiday (I really wanted to see it because of Jessie Buckley) but sounds like I didn't actually miss a lot lol. Had I not randomly stumbled across Speak No Evil on streaming (I'd have LOVED to have seen it at the cinema with an audience), Men would've been my favorite film of the year. It is very much an acquired taste and a very bizarre mix of David Lynch and Lars Von Trier. Jessie is great and the score is amazing. The 'tunnel' scene is probably my favorite scene of the year. I have just looked up Speak No Evil and sounds really good! shame I don't want to subscribe to Shudder to see it. Will keep in mind. And Men too lol
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Post by Marwood on Jan 6, 2023 15:43:39 GMT
Nothing so bad I got up and walked out, but here’s mine:
Clerks III Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness Jurassic World: Dominion Elvis
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