Share your unpopular opinions here!

Weddings are boring and royal ones even more so.

You can create all the fun of a barbecue indoors by randomly changing the setting of the grill, dropping some of the food on the floor, rubbing wood ash in everyone's clothes and hair, and occasionally releasing jars of wasps.

Weddings are tedious on the whole and there is never anywhere to sit while you wait for the family to get the photos done so you have to stand around with a drink and maybe a canapé making small talk with strangers. I’m ok at small talk for about five minutes , after that I like big talk. And a sit down!

Obviously eating at the theatre is bad, but if in some of these more boring plays (I'm looking at you NT) the actors whipped out a barbie and handed out some burgers I might be more tempted to sit through to the end.

Right?

Also weddings are a f***ing miserable affair if you know nobody but one of those getting married. I was once a Bridesmaid for someone whom I had no other mutual friends with, and even with the distraction of the associated duties, that is a long-ass day of small talk. Especially when it's a particularly couple-heavy affair. 

The worst wedding I went to was one where my partner and I knew no one other than the bride and groom. We weren’t even sat on the same table so I was sat with strangers who were getting increasingly lairy at me because I wasn’t drinking at all, and they were drinking alcohol at a rate I’d never seen before. And the way it was organised, there was a course then lots of speeches, then the next course then speeches again etc. 4 hours I was sat there!

I have been to TONS of weddings and loved them all, but that's because I used to be heavily active in my church community, so would sing in the choir and ring the bells and get £25 for just over an hour's work. Not a bad racket for a teenage me!

Sounds like a nightmare! When we got married it was a really laid back affair, partly because of some of the experiences we had! Got married at 3 and the food was served at 6pm. Meant that everyone had the chance to eat lunch before the ceremony, and then the wait wasn’t too long. Instead of it being a sit down affair where food was served, they did the food buffet style so everyone could have as little or as much of whatever they wanted. Every guest also got to contribute a song of their choice if they wanted for the DJ to play. Everyone said afterwards that it was the most chilled out wedding they’d been to.

Weddings. Mmm... Why do I feel like I’ve just got stuck in a 4oz bag full of melted sherbert lemons...?

Posh crisps (“Kettle”, hand fried and the like, plus all those odd flavours like Wasabi, Balsamic Vinegar, Truffle and Parmesan) are rubbish.

Also, crisps made out of anything except potatoes are rubbish. Stick your beetroots and your parsnips. It’s like eating someone’s else’s toenails.

Salt and vinegar flavoured crisps. Ew. I just don't get it.

So your own are ok then?🤨